Truyện cười tiếng Anh : The Cat
The Cat?
A couple were going out for the evening. They'd got ready, all dolled
up, cat put out, etc.
The taxi arrives and as the couple go out the cat shoots back in. They don't want the cat shut in the house, so the wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes upstairs to chase the cat out.
The wife, not wanting it known that the house will be empty, explains to the taxi driver, "He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother."
A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab, he says: "Sorry I took so long, stupid old thing was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out!"
The taxi arrives and as the couple go out the cat shoots back in. They don't want the cat shut in the house, so the wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes upstairs to chase the cat out.
The wife, not wanting it known that the house will be empty, explains to the taxi driver, "He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother."
A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab, he says: "Sorry I took so long, stupid old thing was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out!"
Work vs Prison
IN PRISON....... You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK....... You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.
IN PRISON....... You get three meals a day.
AT WORK........ You get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it.
IN PRISON....... You get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK........ You get rewarded for good behavior with more work.
IN PRISON....... A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK........ You must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.
IN PRISON........ You can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK......... You get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON....... They allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK........ You cannot even speak to your family and friends.
AT WORK....... You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.
IN PRISON....... You get three meals a day.
AT WORK........ You get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it.
IN PRISON....... You get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK........ You get rewarded for good behavior with more work.
IN PRISON....... A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK........ You must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.
IN PRISON........ You can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK......... You get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON....... They allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK........ You cannot even speak to your family and friends.
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