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Truyện cười tiếng Anh : The Cat


The Cat?

A couple were going out for the evening. They'd got ready, all dolled up, cat put out, etc.
The taxi arrives and as the couple go out the cat shoots back in. They don't want the cat shut in the house, so the wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes upstairs to chase the cat out.
The wife, not wanting it known that the house will be empty, explains to the taxi driver, "He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother."
A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab, he says:
"Sorry I took so long, stupid old thing was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out!"


 

Work vs Prison

IN PRISON....... You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
AT WORK....... You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.
IN PRISON....... You get three meals a day.
AT WORK........ You get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it.
IN PRISON....... You get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK........ You get rewarded for good behavior with more work.
IN PRISON....... A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK........ You must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself.
IN PRISON........ You can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK......... You get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON....... They allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK........ You cannot even speak to your family and friends.


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Truyện cười tiếng Anh - Abraham Lincoln was born!

Abraham Lincoln was born!

Teacher: Tommy, What happened in 1809 ?
Tommy: I think that Abraham Lincoln was born.
Teacher: So, What happened in 1819 ?
Tommy: Sir, Of course Abraham Lincoln was ten years old.
Teacher: ...




It 's M

A blond was complaining to his friend about being constantly called a dumb blond.

His friend tells him “You have to do something so as to prove them wrong! Why don’t you learn all the state capitals or something like that?”
The blond thinks this 's an amazing idea, and locks himself up for two weeks studying.



 
The next party he goes to, some guys are making dumb blond comments to him.
He gets all indignant and claims, “I am not a dumb blond. In fact, I really can name all the state capitals!”
Of course they don’t believe him, so he dares them to test him. 
One of them says, “Okay, what’s the Capital of Montana?”
The blond smiles widely and says, “That’s easy! It’s M!” 


Soap

The teacher asked: "Jack, what are four basic elements in nature?"
Jack answered: " Fire, air, soil and.. and.."
"And what?" the teacher asked. "Try to remember!"
"And...And...And..."Jack was embarrassed.
The teacher knew that that student couldn't remember that the fourth element was water. So, he gave him a hint:" What do you use to clean your hands with?"
Jack excitedly screamed, " Soap!"



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