Truyện cười tiếng Anh - Abraham Lincoln was born!
Abraham Lincoln was born!
Teacher: Tommy, What happened in 1809 ?
Tommy: I think that Abraham Lincoln was born.
Teacher: So, What happened in 1819 ?
Tommy: Sir, Of course Abraham Lincoln was ten years old.
Tommy: I think that Abraham Lincoln was born.
Teacher: So, What happened in 1819 ?
Tommy: Sir, Of course Abraham Lincoln was ten years old.
Teacher: ...
It 's M
A blond was
complaining to his friend about being constantly called a dumb blond.
His friend tells
him “You have to do something so as to prove them wrong! Why don’t you learn all the state
capitals or something like that?”
The blond thinks
this 's an amazing idea, and locks himself up for two weeks studying.
The next party he
goes to, some guys are making dumb blond comments to him.
He gets all
indignant and claims, “I am not a dumb blond. In fact, I really can name all the state
capitals!”
Of course they don’t believe
him, so he dares them to test him.
One of them says, “Okay, what’s the Capital
of Montana?”
The blond smiles
widely and says, “That’s easy! It’s M!”
Soap
The teacher asked:
"Jack, what are four basic elements in nature?"
Jack answered:
" Fire, air, soil and.. and.."
"And
what?" the teacher asked. "Try to remember!"
"And...And...And..."Jack
was embarrassed.
The teacher knew
that that student couldn't remember that the fourth element was water. So,
he gave him a hint:" What do you use to clean your hands with?"
Jack excitedly screamed, "
Soap!"
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